O is for Origami

Draft for O;

TH CRAFT: 'Okay origami is annoying, not as bad as sedoku but it makes me a bit mad. This is a craft for the mathematically minded and the self punishers. Somehow though I've pulled through and produced this darling recycled garden of eden/flowers. Enjoy! I didn't!' 

THE CAUSE; 'Paper, paper, paper... gah it's everywhere. At least it's easy to recycle. *add statistic here*. Fold everything you can! I used the Telegraph, some old pink paper, newspaper... even the origami instructions. Lucky for me this project came at a pivotal moment in Australian politics and Tony Aboott and his white devil harem are all folded away neatly in my sneaky flowers - adding a double benefit factor to the cause championing aspect of this craft.'

Do I seem a bit angry in this post? I have just watch 4 hrs of a women's prison show, and I've been folding paper since 1pm... it's past 1am now. You do the math! 

UPDATE: its not 3.25am and I've finished a gazzilion origami flowers. Thank god theres no lead in newspaper anymore.